its raining MEN :]

“A life is better off with yOu as my man, my friend and a bestfriend”

Yan ang pinaka matinong narinig ko sa mga babaeng nakikipagBREAK.. Well, what do you expect to a girl who is hopelessly doesn’t Like to fall in love:] *nothing??*

well for now, I Like to tell you a non-heroic but sort of nonsence again :] para sa iyong kaaLaman hindi pa uLit ako naiinlove simula nung aLam mo na.. hahahaha.. ehem! [may nabasa ako sa thread ng group ko. Hindi ko makalimutan! LoL ! Libog kxe ee] Let me introduce you nah Lang mga LaLaki cOh sah buhay.. SPECIAL KUNO siLa sa buhay ko. They pLay a good part in my story at sa kanila na nga napunta aLmost Lahat ng magagandang scene :]

[TOFEE.GLAM]
Bus ATM. .

OTW to my h0me sweet h0me. .

Hai kbtn nman ung unyt hehe

Ivan me hna2kit c jhenn. .Btn dw ung usap nman haha. .

Mea ult. .

*mhba ung gm at hndi nah relate*

Gm
S0undtrip with my Ifuck. .Haha

Jan iikot sah dLang tao ang buOng kwento men :]]



CRUSH TOFEE

[TOFEE.GLAM]
Aura q?Wla nman aq inaaurahan

LaLaking inamin na waLa daw xang AURA. Pero infareness daming umaamin nah type siya. For further information just text 0915*****83. Bka mabatukan Lang ako ng kabiLaan pagnabasa ito :] *joke* tanong nyo nga kung bakit siya nagging special?? Sah pagkakaaLam cOh xah ung unang LaLaking naktext cOh at nagging cLose sa aming pinagmamaLaking grupo THE BRUTAL GLAM OPEN CASTLE dating dibuh.. san kah puh :] sana ndii nya to mabasa kasi dead ako dun pagmaLaman :]

Tofee[GLAM-OC]12/20/2008 2:06 pm
tnx.................
mizz u ng BIGTIME

ndii pah yan un.. may haboL pah :]]

Tofee[GLAM-OC]12/20/2008 3:03 pm
tnk u..............l
ove u so much

effort huh.. change pLace :]] textexting nomon tayo.. aLam moh buh etong si CRUSH ee isang taong hindi mo aLam kung tanung ba yun o nagseseLos “TOFEE: AhHh haha ms p0gi p skn?Haha” effort kah CRUSH!! Gumaganun?? well dahiL yan kay PAPABOL CARLO GUEVARRA!! At ito ang kanyang drama

[TOFEE.GLAM]
J0wk lng d nman aq gwapo. .Pngt nga eh. .Prng icnumpa

[TOFEE.GLAM]
Sus ddtng dn ung mgssv nun

Yan ang madramang kwento ng kanyang muka!! Hanep buh?? well pag nakita moh uka nya ee ndii nomon panget.. hahanga ka pa nga ee.. humble Lang siya ng Lagay na yan.. pero MALIBOG yan!! Sobra sobra :]

[TOFEE.GLAM]
Nu b yn?Haha khya nman mla2plap q yn qng cnu man xa. .Bka ikaw hah hehe

[TOFEE.GLAM]
Ai gurl. .Nku mla2plap q tlga un

Sakanya cOh din nLaman ung tinapay nah my utong nah ang Lasa ay suso! huwOw! *Basta usapang suso join acOh jan :]* pero bait yan.. sobra.. mahaL ko yan ng wLang effort!! Xobra!!


MENTOBEE IVAN

Xah daw ang JACK DAWSON cOh :] xmpwe ako xhii ROSE DeWitt Bukater.. haba ng hair ng loLa mOh :]] effort yan ngayon sa akin.. paLaLakihin nya da ulo cOh sing Laki ng ulo ni tweety :] well ewan cOh pero jelly xah ky toffee eber.. coGLAM-OC kxe rin nomon cLa ;]]

IVAN [GLAM OC /12/21/2008 3:38 pm
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Ginawang background ang text ko oh (?)
Daya naman.
Text kita later.I
'm on a trip.
Haggard ko pa.Potek.
LABYU JHENN oh (!!!)
thnx bigtime.
baka magUNYT ako later pag di ako inaantok
.MENTOBEE na tawag ko sayo.~
alala mo kanina we're doing d same thing.
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OUT :x

Ung txt nya ayy..

[IVAN.GLAM]
Npka special ata ni tofee sayo ah :

[IVAN.GLAM]
Loyal sayo si Tofee.

Pero effort xah sah mga panahong ndii cOh feel itext xhii CRUSH.. ndii cOh aLam kung pinipush nya cOh na itext si CRUSH o naniniguradO Lang.

[IVAN.GLAM]
Ay. MagUNLITXT ka. Hehe. Di mo tuloi ktext si Tofee. Advantage ko to, Solo kita. Hoho

villain ang Labas nya dbuh.. pero wag kah bait yan.. ewan cOh. Pero part nah xah.. xah nah Lagi cOh tinatakbuha nah un :]] *ayeeeee* nomon..

[IVAN.GLAM]
Hmm. Tulog nako. Tabi paren kta. Nytie MENTOBEE KO. Mwaa :*

well ou cLa nag mga LaLaki cOh naun sah buhay.. MAHAL KO SILA PAREHAS!! At waLang kaeffort effort :]

BULPRISA GALORE :]]

BULPRISA DAY ONE!! [October 02, 2008]

morning etshusa.. gumising acOh ng maaga fOr nothing.. BULPRISA kasi.. anO merOn ditto?? isa itOng programa na punO ng paLaro, pataLinuhan, pagaLingan ng talent at PADAMIHAN NG MAKUKULEKTANG PHONE NUMBER o PADAMIHAN NG HUMIHINGI NG NUMBER.. taOn-taOn ganyan Lagi ang diLemma ng mga estudyanteng sabik sah mga gwapO at magagandang taO.. dahiL siguro mukang mga taLong ang kaniLang mga skuLmate.. hindi cOh siLa masisisi.. LaLo pah kung isa ung academy o mOntessori.. kOnti kxe mga estudyante sah mga ganung schOoL.. *ubOd kxe ng mahaL ang tuition* TULAD NAMIN!! este acOh.. sabik sah LaLaki.. hindi aman sa waLang gwapO sa schOoL amin.. merOn naman kxO nakakasawa ng mga titigan.. nakakabuLok ng mga mata..

so ayOn nah nga.. dumating acOh ng mga medyO maaga.. kxe akaLa cOh naman kaya tanOng ng tanOng ang BFF1 cOh kung gising na ba cOh kasi baka andun na sya.. ayOn.. nauna pah cOng dumating.. saktO andun na siLa BFF3.. kaya dun muna acOh sumama.. so init there at ang tagaL magstart.. kaso ayan nah si BFF1 padating in skinny jeans *pOrmang pOrma*.. samantaLang acOh.. t-shirt, shorts at jacket.. parang asa bahay Lang.. at take nOte tirik araw nun at naka jacket acOh.. *para hindi Lang mahaLata na nakapambahay..* so sunOd2 nah ng dumating.. at Lahat nakajeans, acOh Lang HINDI!! So mga after 100 centuries nagstart nah ung program.. Lahat ng taO conniving in action.. sO we decided tO eat .. EAT AGAIN!! AND AGAIN!! nakakaguLat at nag-appLause ang Lahat.. *BIGATIN!!*

so what dO I see?? A bOnggang bOnggang hapOn ang dumaan.. *jan! jan! jan! jan!* Lets call him BAUTISTA #5.. un nakasuLat xah jersey nyah whe.. but im so Lucky tO see him.. *bakit??* kxe knikiLig Lang acOh.. but sO what ever .. masyado xang pOgi fOr me.. ou POGI!! Hindi kami taLo.. so therefOre I find another one at waLa saktO!! MONMON DRAGON to the resque.. cLassmate Lang siLa actually.. he is a so-so fOr me pah nag whe.. he is kinda rich and pretty Love commenting.. hOpe I can catch that fish.. *ehem! ehem!*

JT: kuya pede mahingi number mo?
MD: ou sige ba.. *typing.. nagkamaLi.. inuLit..*
JT: THANK YOU KUYA!! *bLush*
MD: sige..
JT: teka kuya ano pangaLan mo?
MD: MON.. *no facial expression*
JT: *blush Lang ng bLush*

so sinO makapaL ang muka ngayOn?? AKO!! atLeast my BAGO!! Hindi man mabango.. atLeast guapO..

-jhenn

RANDOMNESS

tamang tae o tamang trip??

e2ng bLong entry nah tOh.. ahmm e2 nah ata ang pnka wLang sense sah Lhat.. panO cOh nasbi.. kxe hndi cOh pngisipan ang mga susuLat cOh d2.. actually sah MICROSOFT WORD cOh Lng toh tnype.. kxe wLang internet connection.. at naiirita nah cOh d2 sah knauupuan cOh.. dahiL hndi coh mgwang titigan si RAIN.. hindi ung koreano nah inicp mOh.. hndi dn ung uLan sah Lbas.. ewan cOh kung bk8 rain twag cOh sknya.. bxta kung cnu man xang kampOn ni LUCIFER nah pndLa d2 sah earth para guLuhin ang thmik cOng buhay kxma ang aking beLoved self pwes ngtagumpay c Lucifer sknyang bLak.. NAGULO NYA BUHAY COH!! *gGgGgRrRrR* araw-tanghaLi-gabi.. sya asa icp cOh..hndi kea xah napapagod.. mgdmag xah d2 2matakbo sah utak cOh.. *curious Lng wha..* kaw buh aman icpin 3 times a day ng MENTAL RETARDED PERSON EBER NAH DA HU ANG PAGKATAO nah hindi mOh aLam kung inLab itO sau oh tamang trip kah Lng nyang pgmasdan....

at eto maLup8 sah Lhat.. sabayan moh ng ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU ng MYMP.. ewan cOh Lng kung hndi kah m2rte kung ikaw and2 sah pwesto cOh.. nakuuu..

“I’ve tried to run from your side
But each pLace I hide
it only reminds me of you
when I turn out the Lights
even the nights
it only reminds me of you”

ewan cOng Lng.. ewan cOh Lng tLaga.. hanep nah gabi tOh.. mkang senti.. muka nga.. SOMEDAY buh aman ni nina sumunOd.. haiz.. RAIN!! bk8 kah gnyan.. ayokong umiiyak.. ayokong gan2 nararamdaman cOh.. kxe naki2ta cOh pah Lng ung mga brkada cOng nasasaktan.. parang dhii cOh kakayanin.. hahaha.. ang oakward ndii bgay skn ma-inLab..

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anyweiz.. maiba acOh wha.. c mr. unknown a.k.a RAIN pLa ispiration cOh kung bk8 acOh my bLog.. kxe na2wa acOh dun sah bLog nya.. un Lng un.. e xah kea nba2sa nya tOh.. *SANA HINDI!!!!*
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nakakita paLa acOh ng patis nah ang product name ay SARAP PATIS sah grocery cabinet amin.. at bgay nga sknya yung product name in fairness.. kea cguo bnLi un ng aking ina.. sbgay.. my pOint acOh dun..
kung pde un pamaLit sah 2big.. why not!!! ewan Lng kng bk8 my iba2 pang product name ang patis.. pare2has aman un nah PATIS.. cguO pra madistinguish kung anOh Lsa nun.. kung may SARAP PATIS my MAPAKLA PATIS kea?? wLa cguO.. kxe hndii aman nLa ccraan ung product eber nLa..

tka.. its very early in the mOrnig at wLa acOng mpLang gawin.. my pxOk kxo prang nakakatamad..kung hindi kaya ayOko pmxok.. mcra kea ung image cOng MS. ALWAYS PRESENT AND NEVER BEEN LATE.. maLamang magyari yun.. ewan cOh Lng bk8 pumapasok pah din acOh.. e aLmost 13 years of my Life ginugOL cOh sah apat nah suLok nah dingding kaxama ang terrorist nah nakikiapid sah aking pananahimik.. kung hindi cOh cLa nakiLaLa maLamang wLa pang naputOL nah brain neurons sah utak cOh.. at pde cOh pah un pmana sah aking mga apo.. o kea ibenta.. at hindi buh namumuLubi mguLang cOh kakabayad sah aking tuition fee nah kea ng bumiLi ng isang cOndo unit.. aircOn nga Lng ata bnbyaran nLa sah tuition fee cOh.. hindi aman kxe acOh yung ubOd ng taLinOng estudyante.. acOh Lng ung tpOng estudyanteng matanOng pgdiscatiOn para hindi umabOt sah time yung QUIZ o SEATWORK.. ewan cOh perO hindi aman acOh mxyadO nahihirapan sah mga Lessons pag chemistry, aLgebra, geometry o physics.. pahirap sakin ang subject nah engLish.. hindi aman sah hindii acOh mrunOng mag-engLish.. ung tpOng bgsakan ng paper wOrks ay isang unit ng Lbro sabay ang report nah d4 perpek at pLot with matching characters *kyLangan isuLat ung main rOLe nLa sah kwnto* at reaction *d4 sing haba nung kwento..* at ang due date sabay.. 2 days before the submission Lng bi2gay.. peO mxyado nah cOh mgreact.. cguO isa Lng tLga acOng apO ni JUAN TAMAD.. sah cOLLege?? cOurse?? Aba meOn acOng choices nyan.. kxo nga Lng mdmi.. at hind cOh aLam kung gugus2hin cOh pang mg-aaraL.. kung mag-aaraL man acOh.. hindi cOh nah muna iicpin.. maLayo pah aman.. *jorks*

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ou nga pLa first day cOh bLang PEACE OFFICER KUNO cOh.. ndii d4 L8.. ghue KANTOT nah cOh.. *KANTOT-a Taiwanese word means “to take a bath”..* haiz ghue kabitin.. baLikan cOh nah Lng tong tnatype cOh mea.. LATE NAH COH!!!!!!!!!!! *Losing controL*
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*antagaL…* after 12 hOurs..

haiz kapagOd.. bgO acOh mkpgOpen ngLaba pah cOh.. acOh?? nagLaLaba?? maLi man sah ung pandinig.. perO tama.. NAGLABA AKO NG JOGGING PANTS KO!! mtapOx ang hindi aman gaanO kagandng mghapOn.. at tama ang kutOb cOh nah LATE acOh.. LATE AKO!! LATE AKO!!! Late acOh for the first time eber.. at hindi cOh aman mxyado nagampanan ang aking pagiging sg peace officer.. dahiL sinabutahe ni Mr. .President ang aking maitim nah bLak.. peO atLeast naayos coh ung mga naktenggang bulletin board ng aming mga cLubs.. hrap mgdikit ng doubLe sided tape at tanggaLin ung papeL sah kbLang side n2.. usapang wOrLd Literature muna tayO..

SOPHOCLES
One of the three greatest Greeks tragic writers.. and sah pagkakaaLam cOh hndii aman gnun ksaLimuOt ang knyang buhay pra mainspire mgsuLat ng mga LibrOng hndii gnOn ksya.. sah kayuayan nga nyan.. he dance nude in parties and gatherings!! at bLita cOh uL8 HE LOVES BOYS!! *bakzx buh him??* makuha buh aman mkpgLandian underneath a piece of cLoth sah isang binata at the age of 65.. betcha bay gaLiwOw.. perO uber fanatic nya cOh.. naicp pah nya nah hndi kyLangan mging brutaL at weLL describe sah pgsusuLat ng mga kiLLing scene sah isang kwento.. bmawi nah Lng xah sah mga after matters pgkatapOs ng mga scene.. at mas gwing mas tragic ang mga itO.. hindi cOh aLam panu nya gnaw ang “Oedipus Rex”, “AntigOne” at “Oedipus at Colonus”.. someday I wish I cOuLd be the first pinoy tragic writers.. *yhebah!!*

DANTE ALIEGHIERI
hindi cOh tLga xah know eber.. perO we have an introductory about his wOrk “La Comedia” or “Divine Comedy”.

DIVINE COMEDY
Its a bOok nah ntpOs ni Dante in 1321.. hindi xah comedy as comedy as what we knOw within this days.. it shows only how suffering turns to good times.. at ang pnkagux2 cOh d2 ung how heLL describe in the best and beautifuL way it can be describe.. *beautifuL pah un wha.*

actually ewan cOh bakit parang interested acOh sah mga LibrO nun.. kaxO mukang hindi acOh mabubuhay dun.. BAWAL PANGET SA MGA GREEKS!! Hindi cOh aLam bk8 ngng maLaking kasaLanan sknLa kung pnanganak kang PANGET!! bxta aLam cOh.. BAWAL ACOH DUN!! *back to the their bOoks..* Prang to much ung pagpapahaLaga nLa sah mga epics.. icpin mOh un isang buLag kayang mgproduce ng aLmost 50 bOoks aLL of his Life at bLta hind pah un tpOs.. *dating!!*

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jabo.jabo.jabo.jabo.jabo.jabo.jabo.jabo.jabo.jabo. jabo.jabo.jabo.jabo.jabo.jabo.jabo.jabo.jabo.jabo.jabo.jabo.jabo.jabo.
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haiz.. sah tingin cOh hindi nah xah nonsense ngayon..
my sense nah xah kahit papanO..
tamang tae?? tamang trip??
i guess its bOth..
perO natapOx cOh tOh ng wLa pah ding cOnnection..
*INTERNET CONNECTION!!!!*

-jhenn

MAGMAMAHAL ACOH KUNG KELAN KO GUSTO

I cant wait to post another..
So im here again with another bLog that will make you stop thingking..
Pero bago magumpisa ang commotion chikamarooz muna..

OMG!! Can you believe that?? *maybe not..* PEACE OFFICER nah acOh ng STUDENT GOVERNMENT ng aming beLoved schOoL.. yha ryt.. 2nd choice Lng acOh.. peO atLeast part nah acOng ng isang maLaking kaguLuhan nah ever mangyayari sah whole wide wOrLd.. PEACE OFFICER?? acOh?? sah ayaw at sah gx2 un nah un.. sah ingay at guLo kOng ito maaaring hindi kah maniwLa.. pero ika nga ni chris tiu “believe it or not!” *BELIVE IT!!* perO xmpwe ika nga man ni spider man “beyond the great power there’s a great responsibiLities..” cacariririn cOh tOh.. to the pepsi max!!

so back to the topic i been thing for my whoLe day to talk about..

USAPANG PAG-IBIG..
*tara kaibigan usap tayO..*
dibdibang usapan tOh..

xmpre nah open tOng tOpic nah tOh.. dahiL ito nah ata ang mostLy tOpic sah araw2 nah buhay ng taO.. pagwLa kah nitO OUT kah brad.. perO wLa pah ata acOng narinig nah taOng wLang mhaL.. mamatay nah waLa nun.. *jorks* kahit sabihin nah nating LOVE for ur famiLy, seLf, bffs, bbfs, boyfriends, girlfriends, crushes, teachers, classmates, schoolmates, anito, muLto, kabayo, tikbaLang, kapre o kh8 sno mang hudas yan nah kinaiinisan ng LoLa mOh o 2 timer kah o k8 iLan mang timer yan.. LOVE pah din yan.. that’s the feeling you cant escape from.. perO mostLy the commotion is aLL about LOVE for their bf, gf or crush.. sah isang conversation ng mg bff…

GURL1: ILOVEHIM kaxo kuLang pah ata..
GURL2: wag kang mging tanga.. hindi kah nya mahaL..
GURL1: ang hirap whe.. ILOVEHIMSOMUCH!!
GURL2: get over him.. kahit kaiLan hindi kah nya kayang mahaLin..
GURL1: k8 nah..ILOVEHIM pah din..
GURL2: aii!! ewan cOh sayo.. Lamunin kah ng pagmamahaL mOh!!

uso nga aman tanga ngayon.. gnawa nah nga ata yan trend ng mga MARTYR NYEBERA ng mga mkabagong henerasyon.. uso whe.. d4 gnyan din cLa.. pero HELLO!! ndii nga cLa mahaL.. mahirap bung intindihin un.. dami2ng LALAKE jan nah ready to take out.. ndii cLa dun pmiLi.. bk8 dun pah nLa pngsisiksikan ung sariLi nLa sah TAKEN01 nah.. nasanay cLa wLa si boyLet ever since birth up tO the pOint nah mgkakiLaLa cLa tax gnun.. o.a wha.. e2 pah isa.. 2nd conversation within mgbff nah boy ang girl…..

GURL: pogi nya dbuh??
BOY: hindi kea.. max pOgi pah cOh jan..
GURL: ang taLinO nya nOh..
BOY: mas mataLinO pah cOh jan..
GURL: bakit kah buh kOntra??
BOY: may girlfriend nah yan.. ndii nah kayo pde..
GURL: hmp.. ewn cOh sau.. *waLkout si boba*
BOY: dhii buh pdeng acOh nah Lng?? :’(

tsk3.. ouch dbuh.. kung ikaw ay k2Lad ni gurL.. ANG LAKI MONG BULAG!! bk8 kah nag aman gnyan.. pngpipiLitan mOh Lang ang hindi pde.. hindi mOh subukan LumingOn.. bka anjan ung pra seinio.. ndii cOh aLam kung bk8 kah ngbubuLagbuLagan ee hndii kah aman buLag.. my daLawa kang beautifuL eyes to Look around.. amf!! Kainis!! *wag kang mainis..* kung ikaw aman si boy.. amf kah LaLo!! ur so TORPE.. wag kang pumayag nah hnggang friends Lng.. kung yang hearty at capiLLary mOh ee more than ang gx2.. aba go Lng ng gO.. don’t be too coward.. hindi bgay.. anjan nah sah tabi moh bka mwLa pah.. *awww.. syang aman..* e2 aman.. 3rd converstion ng magbf..

GURL: anOng bk8 gan2 cOh?? acoh ay acOh..

BOY: un nah nga whe.. hndii moh buh kea mgbgO pra sah akin..
GURL: kakasabi cOh Lang aCoh ay acOh.. wLang pde mgbgo kung sino man acOh.. KAHIT SINO!!
BOY: so pinatunayan mOh Lng iniisip cOh..
GURL: ang aLin??
BOY: nah hindi moh cOh mahaL.. nasasaktan nah cOh..
GURL: pano mOh aman nsbi yan..
BOY: kung mahaL mOh cOh hndii mOh hahayaang isipin cOh yOn..
GURL: kuLang buh??
BOY: ou kuLang.. ayOko nah.. masakit nah tLaga kung hndii moh cOh kyang pgLban sana pkwaLan moh nah Lng acOh..
GURL: hindi cOh kaya..
BOY: huLi nah ang Lahat..

huwow.. yan ang fighting spirit.. go BOY!! tira2.. wag nyong hayaang mging tanga kau sah mga taOng hindii kau kayang phalagahan.. hindii masamang mgkmaLi.. kxo wah aman gwing habit ang katangahan.. hindi sah perpekto cOh.. kxo kau nah ngsbi nah mask8 nah.. hnngang kLan nyo gagawing tanga sariLi nyo sah taOng wLang aLam kundi itake for granted kayo.. tama Lng nah Lumaban kayo, mkipgbreak kayo, tas taas noo kayong mgcatwaLk jan sah hrapan nya.. oh dbuh.. bongga pah rin ang exit moh dOng/day..

eto aman 6 hated breakup Lines nah narinig cOh ever..
· I think you deserve better than me..
· I LOVE YOU but I need to Let you go..
· I never mean to hurt you I guess we are not meant for each other..
· Kulang pah acOh..
· If were meant for each other I guess destiny will lead us together again…

At ang pinaka nakakainis sah LAHAT:

· I love you, goodbye!!

bk8 cLa gnun?? kung mahaL nya si partner bakit nya kaiLangang iwan.. ou mask8 nah, mahirap nah, kakapagod nah, hindi nah tama pero bk8 nga gnun?? svhin nyo nga skin.. para san pah at mahaL nya isa’t isa pero kyLanag iwan.. mahaL nyo isa’t isa.. hindi nah buh sapat nah pgLaban nyo kung anoh man merOn kayo naun.. hindi mas msk8 kung wLa sya kxa ung nsasaktan kah pero mgkxama kayo.. asan yung tintawag nLang “LOVE CONQUERS ALL.” thingy.. hindi pah buh sapat nah ung LOVE nah un ung mging way pra ipagLaban ung aLam nyong tama sah mga mpanghusgang bibig.. hindi buh LOVE is the most wonderfuL thing that you can have in the earth.. pero bk8 gnon?? BAKIT?? BAKIT??

Isang conversation ng magaswang matanda….

LOLA: mahaL mOh pah buh cOh??
LOLO: ou aman..
LOLA: yeSsSs!! Pacheese burger kah aman jan.. *BURGER! BURGER! BURGER! BURGER!*

oh dbuh?? gndang tgnan kh8 gaano nah kau katanda at uugud ugud nah kau bxta mahaL nyo isa’t isa LOVE wiLL stay as yOu want it tO stay.. kung para taLaga kau sah isa’t isa anjan ang destiny at pgtatagpuin kayo.. k8 c kokey pah man ang nkatadhana sayo.. accept it and you wiLL make yOur own vonggasius HAPPY ENDING..

Yan yung taOng naka caught ng attention cOh ever.. hindi cOh aLam kung bk8 xah.. my SPECIAL CHUVA EBER ata.. e2 ung unang bses nah m2LaLa acOh sah hndi kiLaLa.. aLien sah aking paningin.. kung aLien man.. bk8 gnun.. nakakasiLaw ung muka nya.. yan buh ung tnatawag nLang iLaw ng kagandahan.. hndii cOh aLam perO parang gnun nah ata un.. hindi coh masasavi nah LOVE toh kxe k8 kyLan maLi acOng ng definition ng LOVE.. hndi acOh umaasa nah mahaLin nya acOh.. kxe bka umasa Lng acOh..

LOVELIFE?? wLa acOh nun.. ayoko ng stress.. ayoko ng sakit bg uLo.. tama nah sah akin ung probLema sah physics at trigonometry.. at hindi cOh din aLam kung saan cOh nkuha gLng cOng mkiaLam sah LabLy ng my LabLyf..

-jhenn

YAMATO NADESHIKO

“blog.. blog.. blog..”

anoh buh meon dito nah wala sah iva??
actuaLLy waLa aman..
parang buLLetin bOard Lang ito sah ivang site..
kaxo anoh buh knaiva nto sah iva??

FOR ME...
this pLace where i do beLong..
a pLace where the wOrLd of reaLity written..

ahmmmmm..
so ganito.. binura cOh Lahat ng mga naunang bLog entry cOh..
*bakit??*
kaxe I found it nonsense at kuLang2..
*BITIN for short..*
so i wiLL try my best now to make a mejo my sense nah bLog..

so uL8 im jhenn,16 senior student ng ward schooL..
nah ta2wagin nag Lang natin sah neym nah UFO Academy..
i have dis mongoLoids classmates nah nakakahawa..
*so matuturing nyo nah din acOng MENTAL RETARDED PERSON..*
BUT they have this tamang trip sense nah nakaubos ng tawa..
and this WALANG IWANAN motto..
maybe that’s why i pretty Love them..
and I aLso have dis freaking teachers..
BUT they make their teaching the FUNNEST thing in the whoLe wide universe!!
pero wag kang makuL8.. they bite!! RAWR!!
*jorks*
im ‘d youngest of 3 kids of my mom and dad..
actually i wished im an only chiLd..
*why?*
WALA LANG!! i bet its not that LoneLy to be onLy one..
i think its cooler than having sibLings.. i don’t know why..
cguro dahiL.. “WALANG KAHATI!”
*yeaHhHhHhHhHh!!!!!!*

i’m freakin’ hate being compared to others..
BUT i was the one who do that mostLy..
maLakas cguo tama ng INGIT sah aking katawan..
pero nah oover come coh aman xah..
im trying to be more than dun sah gnagaya coh..
pero wanna know what I’ve gOt??
NOTHING!!!
At dun umaapeLa si mareng FAILURE!!
BUT i kept on striving hard..
cguO nasa aking bLood circulation ang mLakas ang FIGHTING SPIRIT!!
pero guess what..
*what?*
may nagLakas ng Loob nag umidOL sah akin..
yha!!! tama ang nbasa mOh..
MERONG MALAKAS ANG APOG ANG UMIIDOLO SAH AKIN!!!
At hindi xah nakuntento dun..
ang makapaL ang apog inagaw pati IDENTITY coh..
tma uL8 ang nabasa moh..
ewan cOh buh.. hindi aman acOh ganon kagandahan..
actuaLLy hindi tLaga acOh mgnda..
isa acOng kampon ng mga KABANWA..
*nakz.. dyosa fanatic!*
kung sah iLong.. KULANGOT Lang acOh..
kung sah mata.. MUTA Lang acOh..
kung sah tenga.. TUTULI Lng acOh..
pero hindi aman acOh ganon kapangit..
kung kukumpara acOh sah mga niLaLang sah kagubatan..
acOh ung PUNO!!
*BWAHAHAHA.. atLeast my part.. nature Lover to dawgz!!*

Huwow..
Ganda ng quotes nah kakabasa cOh Lang..
wLa Lng shinare coh Lang..
about sah boy and girl..
*kLan buh hindi..*
perO hindi acoh mahiLig sah mga quotes..
empty ang inbox cOh..
2Lad ng LabLyf cOh..
*BACK TO THE TOPIC!*
ewan cOh bakit my mga taOng nagpapakaLunOd sah quotes..
mtagaL nah cOh cLueLess kung bakit nga buh my quotes..
isa buh un daan para patamaan ung gx2 mOng patamaan..
e kung diretsuhin nah Lng nLa sah d4 puntahan.. dbuh??
no waste of Loads..
sana wLang UNLIMITEDTXT2O at SUN UNLI CALL AND TXT..
*w8 pro-ceLLphone acOh!! Ndii cOh keang wLang fOne..*
kea cguO know mOh nah bk8 gn2 suLat sah bLog cOh..
pxnxa sah mga cLueLess at hindi maintindihan ang mga pngsusuLat coh..
ito ay suLat ng mga GIBUT!!
At ewan cOh bak8 tagaLOg basis ang aking bLog..
cguO dahiL PILIPINO acOh..
perO aLam cOh ENGLISH nah ang binacuLar Language ng THE REPUBLIC OF THE PHILIPPINES!!
*mabuhay!!*
Kea hindi nah cOh maguguLat kung mga 2010 AmerikanO nah ang my ari ng PILIPINAS..
sah Laki ng utang ng mga pinOy..
kuLang pah ung mga ginto sah yong mga mata 2wing umaga..
cguO pag dumting ung araw nah 2010..
Lhat ng pinoy tae nah Lng pra sah mga dayuhan..
*eEeEeEewWwWwWw!!!!*

hindi acOh nationalistic epekto Lng tOh muLa sah Lbrong unang tingin wLang sense..
pero hanep sah deep kung iintindihin..
mga kathang isip nah totoo..
*make sense??*
ewan cOh kung anOh tntra ng taong tOh pgcnsuLat nya mga Libro nya..
perO kahit katOL pah man un..
taas noo pati tigyawat cOh saLudo sah taOng tOh..
PRESENTINGGGGGGGGGGGGG……………………..
*drum rOLL pLease..*
BOB ONG!!
*Lbre advertisement dito.. wenkz..*
Grabe.. uber fanatic acOh ng Lbro nyan..
waLa acOng paki k8 sandamukaL pah pera ang maubos mkbiLi Lng..
mayaman acOh.. anak ata ng senador toh!!
*jorks*

OMG!!
yamashito nadeshikO [the waLLfLower] nah..
shake2 cOh nah tv cOh..
*cOrny buh??*

teka..
mejO mukang mahaba nah ata..
SOBRA
next bLog entry nah Lng uL8..

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friendster yan brad.. view me..
don’t wOrry it’s a public prOfy..
and it wont bite yOu..
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